Lost in Showbiz has a new celebrity crush (assuming we're happy to stretch the definition of celebrity to breaking point) - Liam McMullan. This young tyke-about-town was bought to our attention by his appearance yesterday on the catwalk at the Betsey Johnson show at New York fashion week. It was an appearance characterised by a very, very bad impression of Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.
Anyway, should you be looking for a way to while away the minutes before hometime, I invite you to read the following interview featuring some choice anecdotes from the interviewer about McMullan and his music producer, Mr Young:
While the two men worked on the new song, Mr Young's blond, busty, beachy girlfriend was sitting on the couch wearing a tank top and skirt, next to a red-haired girl wearing a sailor's cap and dark shirt and pants. Neither spoke. Mr Young later told me his girlfriend gives him a sponge bath every morning.
And this:
He had his first kiss at 15, he told me between sips of a Jack and Coke at a bar down the block from the dungeon. He lost his virginity at 18 to his high-school sweetheart of two years, Amy; a blue terry-cloth wristband now covers a tattoo of her name."It took one second, and it was just done," he said. "I was just like 'Ahahahahah!' Now it just goes on forever. And I have these migraines now that do really hurt like balls when I'm having sex. I start being a dick then. I'm like, 'Um you can move around a little bit - I don't have to do all the work.'"
Pulitzer prize winning stuff, no? And make sure you check out the comments too.
