Nemanja Vidic

"All in all it's just another wall in the team," sing Pink Fl... Alfonso Elvira Photograph: n/a

Stephen Garman enjoys a Terminator riff Photograph: n/a

Some different sides of Nemanja emerged when David Castle watched United on high definition TV Photograph: n/a

Michal Wojitas reckons Vidic could star as The Head in a Premier League adaptation of Pwopah Cockney flick Snatch Photograph: n/a

"After his brutal exposure at the hands of Torres, Nemanja decided to ditch his tough guy image and attend training in drag, as the anagramatically titled Janice Van Dim," says Gary Ellis with admirable lexical dexterity Photograph: n/a

"Nemanja's Nightmare is one of Salvador Dali's lesser known paintings," chortles Steve Wright Photograph: n/a

"Even Nemanja’s wiliest tricks are no good when confronted with a speedy opponent," chuckles Martin Myers Photograph: n/a

Here's Danny Sturgess: "All things considered, Nemanja realised United might have been a little too confident ahead of the Liverpool game" Photograph: n/a

“Nemanja peeps out of Torres’s pocket to see if it’s time to get sent off yet,” titters Nick Pettigrew Photograph: n/a

"Vin Diesel to play Nemanja in a story of his life, the title of the film (of course) is The Chronicles of Vidic," pitches Luke Wallis Photograph: n/a