Well, this player is auto-matic, syste-matic, hydro-matic ..." sings Gavin HarrisonPhotograph: Photomontage'NikiMinaja Matic: tougher than a mother…' hoots Dan Bailey, disturbingly (and a bit tenuously)Photograph: Photomontage'The Neo Enforcer in Chelsea's midfield,' reckons Nuno Pedro VasconcelosPhotograph: Photomontage
'As long as Matic keeps a good grip, José Mourinho knows he will always come back to him,' hoots Matt Byron of the returning Chelsea midfielderPhotograph: Dallas and John Heaton/Photomontage'Auto-Matic-Fore-The People: alternative REM cover art,' croons Anthony RogersPhotograph: Photomontage'Jumanji Matic: José, Eva and the kids race to overcome the hazards of the unpredictable EPL jungle,' chortles Chris ReillyPhotograph: Photomontage'The second coming of Nemanja Matic,' preaches Ged ParkerPhotograph: Photomontage
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