Neil Warnock

Dom Bartolo gets things started: 'It was actually at a swingers' party that Paul tentatively mused to Neil the notion of swapping jobs as well' Photograph: guardian.co.uk

So much for Twister, Oli Sparrow reckons the merry-go-round is more Warnock's style Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Go West' takes on a whole new meaning courtesy of Rob Deacon Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Jordan’s ex gets his chance to hit back with a money-spinning magazine deal,' chortles Andy Wraight Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Meanwhile Paul Hargest likes to think the Jordan-Warnock break-up was slightly more harmonious Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'How many QPR managers in the past three years? It's easy, just count them!' titters Tetsuro Nagata Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Things take a slightly more sinister turn here: 'Neil's robust approach to man-management could not help but motivate his new team,' chuckles Joe Reed Photograph: guardian.co.uk

And it gets even more disturbing thanks to Brian Corcoran: 'Flavio Briatore asked his old chums at Benetton to celebrate The Rebirth of Neil Warnock' Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Alright, I am the Messiah! Now f**k off!' barks Bob Basi Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Mat Dumont draws inspiration from Warnock's Sheffield United days for this effort Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'The new era train departs here, Gianni. And your ticket ain't valid buddy,' parps Paul Lovell Photograph: guardian.co.uk

'Another one ready for scrapping,' chirps Jack Dennison Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Lee Barnes's entry is fairly self-explanatory ... Photograph: guardian.co.uk

... as is Jim Stewart's offering Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Jason Froggett pays tribute to Mr Smooth's faithful skin-care regime, with further explanation available here Photograph: guardian.co.uk

Phil Brown also reckons Warnock is in touch with his feminine side Photograph: guardian.co.uk

NB Reynolds goes all proletarian on us ... Photograph: guardian.co.uk

... while Stuart Goodacre goes all primeval Photograph: guardian.co.uk

And finally here's Tom Nycz-Losi: 'Chatter chatter chatter. Just wind him up and watch him go on ... and on ... and on ...' Photograph: guardian.co.uk