Britain’s emergency services have spent the past 24 hours using Twitter’s controversial new 280-character limit to imitate the sounds their vehicles make when out on duty.
The fun thread started with the London ambulance service, which used a combination of “Nee-Naw” and ambulance emoji to take advantage of the newly generous Twitter character allowance.
NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑NEE-NAW 🚑#280characters
— London Ambulance (@Ldn_Ambulance) November 8, 2017
The Scottish fire and rescue service got in on the act immediately.
Nice, but we prefer NEE-NAW 🚒NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 NEE-NAW 🚒 #280characters #FixedIt 😎😂😏
— Scot Fire and Rescue (@fire_scot) November 8, 2017
And the police followed close behind.
Close... but not quite right..😊
— MPS Haringey (@MPSHaringey) November 8, 2017
NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓 #280characters
Twitter changed their service, which used to limit tweets to 140 characters, earlier in the week. Many users have expressed unhappiness with the change, including the authors JK Rowling and Stephen King. One rather more forcefully than the other.
Twitter’s destroyed its USP. The whole point, for me, was how inventive people could be within that concise framework. #Twitter280characters
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 8, 2017
280 characters? Fuck that.
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) November 8, 2017
Those complaints didn’t deter the British emergency services, however, from playing a game of imitating sounds that any parent with toddlers is familiar with.
A spokesperson for the London ambulance service NHS trust said: “This tweet has been seen on Twitter over one million times and helped us engage with hundreds of new people. Some of our staff have said it has made them feel proud of where they work. We always aim to get the balance right as the London ambulance account is also a trusted source of timely and accurate information during a major incident.”
Services with more exotic equipment than mere road ambulances were able to show off – London’s air ambulance went for a “Wokka-Wokka” helicopter noise.
We go WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁****RED BASE HELIMED 27 OVERHEAD IN 2 MINUTES**** WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁WOKKA-WOKKA 🚁#280characters https://t.co/uUqarLTgNH
— London'sAirAmbulance (@LDNairamb) November 8, 2017
The British Transport Police were able to throw the classic “Choo-Choo” sound into the mix.
🚂 CHOO-CHOO 🚔 NEE-NAW
— BTP East Anglia (@BTPEAnglia) November 8, 2017
🚔 NEE-NAW 🚂 CHOO-CHOO
🚂 CHOO-CHOO 🚔 NEE-NAW
🚔 NEE-NAW 🚂 CHOO-CHOO
🚂 CHOO-CHOO 🚔 NEE-NAW
🚔 NEE-NAW 🚂 CHOO-CHOO
🚂 CHOO-CHOO 🚔 NEE-NAW
🚔 NEE-NAW 🚂 CHOO-CHOO
🚂 CHOO-CHOO 🚔 NEE-NAW
🚔 NEE-NAW 🚂 CHOO-CHOO#280characters
The RNLI made full use of the wave emoji
📟BEEP📟BEEP📟BEEP📟BEEP🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD🚤🌊THUD 🚤🌊 #280characters
— RNLI (@RNLI) November 9, 2017
And the British Transport Police also confessed something we’ve all suspected – that the police regularly incorporate doughnuts into their working day. And a lot of paperwork.
☎️police?🚓neenor🚓neenor🚓neenor🚓neenor🚓neenor🚓neenor🚓neenor🚓🔮↩️↪️➡️↕️⬇️🔃🔄↘️↖️investigate🎉badguy!✒️paperwork✒️paperwork✒️paperwork✒️paperwork✒️paperwork✒️paperwork✒️paperwork✒️paperwork🍩 donut✒️paperwork✒️paperwork #280characters
— BTP London (@BTPLondon) November 9, 2017
The National Crime Agency seemed to over-complicate things slightly.
We go CLICK-CLICK👩💻 CLICK-CLICK 👩💻 SNEAK-SNEAK🕵️SNEAK-SNEAK🕵️SMASH-SMASH🚪🔨SMASH-SMASH🚪🔨 **NATIONAL CRIME AGENCY STAY WHERE YOU ARE** RUMMAGE-RUMMAGE🔍RUMMAGE-RUMMAGE🔍 SNAP-SNAP📸 SNAP-SNAP📸 SCRIBBLE-SCRIBBLE📓 SCRIBBLE-SCRIBBLE📓 #280characters #ProudToProtect🇬🇧 https://t.co/rQh0jal5LV
— NationalCrimeAgency (@NCA_UK) November 9, 2017
And on social media, there’s always someone who wonders if your joke might in fact represent something more sinister.
Oh dear, looks like someone has been hacked? Or a very chirpy social media Ambassador? 😂
— Harrow CFRs (@HarrowResponder) November 8, 2017
This police parody account leapt into the thread to make a political point about budget cuts to the police under the government’s austerity measures.
Or even: NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓NEE-NAW 🚓#280characters (in "real terms")
— Sandford Police (@Sandford_Police) November 8, 2017
The thread crossed the Atlantic, with a question about whether British ambulances have a British accent.
Hey @reginapolice @Regina_Fire @rqhealth @RCMPSK @rcmpgrcpolice: any of you able to understand @Ldn_Ambulance?
— Greg Bamford🇨🇦 (@Drofmab) November 8, 2017
Their accent is pretty thick. https://t.co/vwihVOyHIm
A Spanish account joined in, highlighting the different siren sounds around the world
🚑 PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, 🚑 PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, 🚑 PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, 🚑 PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, PANANÁ, 🚑 PANANÁ, PANANÁ, #Spain #280characters
— Emergencias112 (@Emergencias112) November 8, 2017
Some added their impressions of how emergency services used to sound in the past.
At @NESMUSEUM we have a NEE-NAW 🚑DING-DING 🔔CLIP-CLOP🐴 NEE-NAW 🚑DING-DING 🔔CLIP-CLOP🐴 NEE-NAW 🚑DING-DING 🔔CLIP-CLOP🐴 NEE-NAW 🚑DING-DING 🔔CLIP-CLOP🐴 NEE-NAW 🚑DING-DING 🔔CLIP-CLOP🐴 NEE-NAW 🚑DING-DING 🔔CLIP-CLOP🐴 NEE-NAW 🚑DING-DING 🔔CLIP-CLOP🐴 #280charcters pic.twitter.com/ZQoZn45PM3
— Andrew Simon Lambert (@Andrewsimonlamb) November 8, 2017
People joked that messing about on Twitter was distracting emergency services frontline staff.
Coroner: the suspected cause of death?
— Matt O'Toole (@MatthewOToole) November 8, 2017
Erm, the emergency services were, er, rather busy on Twitter.....
Although some people also expressed a genuinely held view that this wasn’t what emergency services should be spending time and effort on.
Stop pissing about on Twatter. The public appreciate you more when criminals are caught and lives are saved
— Mark Wolf (@DJMarkWolf) November 8, 2017
But ultimately, many people left with the impression that maybe the Twitter 280 character move won’t totally stifle jokes on the platform after all.
ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹
— Evie the Cat (@HMCabinetCat) November 9, 2017
ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹
ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹
ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹
ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹
ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹
ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹
ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹
ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹 ME-OW 😹 #WINNING #ThursdayThoughts
ooooooooooowweeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooowwwwoooooooooooooo pic.twitter.com/3BHUCVNq1Z
— Bonibaru (@Bonibaru) November 9, 2017