If you weren't worried by allegations of phone throwing, spitting and the rest, here's something to make you wonder about Naomi Campbell.
According to the Daily Star, she met David Cameron at Cipriani, a restuarant so expensive and just off Bond St., that Dave really oughtn't be seen there. He was having dinner with his wife, whom Naomi knows on account of SamCam's day job being at Smythson, where Naomi buys her pens.
Stick with this. Because, apparently they all got on incredibly well and headed off for drinks afterwards at White's. Which is odd, because the problem with Dave's being a member of White's is that they don't really like women going there much.
It's a minor detail. White's, China White's, same difference. The news here is that surely, surely we're about to get a ringing celeb endorsement for the Conservatives.
Who needs David Davis, eh?
