Jason Kurensky vented his fury at the size of his chicken breast
(Picture: @jkurensky/Twitter)No one likes to be short-changed, but some people will go to extremes if they feel they haven’t got their money’s worth.
This is what happened when one man went for a meal at his favourite restaurant chain only to be left appalled at the size of his burger.
To prove his point, Jason Kurensky, got out a tape measure to see exactly how small his Nando’s chicken breast was.
According to a photo, which he duly shared on Twitter, it was a measly 9cm long.
The furious diner tagged the popular fast food outlet in his post, writing: “This is appalling! Not even a 10cm piece of chicken for £6.75. I have been a customer for almost 20 years! The tomato slice is bigger!”
Kurensky’s tweet was met with hundreds of likes and more than 1,100 retweets, as viewers mocked his unorthodox approach to making a point.
A number of users questioned why he brought a tape measure to the restaurant in the first place:
“Going for a scran love”
— Ashton Lee (@Ashton29lee) June 20, 2021
“Have you got everything?”
“Yeah”
“Phone?”
“Yeah”
“Money?”
“Yes!”
“Keys?”
“Bloody hell love, I’ve got everything!!”
“Tape measure?”
“Ahhhh shit yeah, I’ll grab that now”
'Tape measure in Nandos' is the dad move by which all dad moves will be judged in future 👏👏👏 https://t.co/U8mvA73ykX
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) June 21, 2021
I mean, complain yeah, but a fucking tape measure? 🤦🏻♂️ What an absolute melt! 🤣 https://t.co/vAG32IPYk2
— Chris Allen (@WallsendGeordie) June 21, 2021
Knew I was doing summat wrong when I went for a scran. Must remember my tape measure next time 🤯🤯😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/vnYb4lwqap
— Matt Seeley (@Seeley789) June 20, 2021
We’re in a global pandemic.
— Jack Price (@JacksonPeeRice) June 20, 2021
Shall we make sure that everyone’s getting vaccinated and keeping socially distant?
No! We must measure our breasts!!!
While others mockingly mimicked his technique:
I feel you mate. Look what the garage sold me! pic.twitter.com/R3NWubczCT
— Steven (@Reachingbroom) June 20, 2021
Hey Jason, you should see if our chocolate brick measures up for you. pic.twitter.com/KS1qrkhdVJ
— Block O'Choc (@Block_O_Choc) June 20, 2021
Others just straight-up made fun of the whole thing:
Some tomatoes are big tho and some chickens are small stop body shaming
— Aunt Cunt (@AuntCunt) June 20, 2021
Fucking hell bet ur fun at parties jason mate https://t.co/XkJVAmW704
— josh (@jmyzs_) June 20, 2021
‘Ok one last time, this is a small piece of Nando’s chicken... But the one on that plate, is far away!’ pic.twitter.com/iiJyjrKUGO
— Joe Willock appreciator (@LeroyTweeter) June 20, 2021
Nando’s, meanwhile, decided against sending a cheeky response.
Instead, they replied simply:
Please get in touch here https://t.co/9m3ZaicyB6
— Nando's (@NandosUK) June 20, 2021
We imagine customers will keep their measuring tapes in their tool boxes from now on.
