To Los Angeles, where recently excarcerated celebutante Paris Hilton returned last night after the five days she described as "my much needed vacation in Maui".
Her first known recorded act was to place an important Independence Day directive on her MySpace pace, for the army of fans preparing for their second celebration of a historic day for America inside a fortnight.
"Happy 4th July everyone," read this declaration, "and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver!"
Alas, our latterday Thomas Jefferson disappeared offline before we could discover which truths she holds to be self-evident, but she does, of course, have much work before her.
These post-jail resolutions won't break themselves, you know?
