My advice to The Business: don't bother

I've no idea whether I can help but I couldn't resist the invitation to join The Business Panel. Evidently, those of us who have taken the trouble to register by filling in the online questionnaire will now be able to develop The Business, the newspaper on the verge of relaunching as a magazine, "in terms of editorial content and advertising." In return for our input we are promised "privileged access" to financial information and "advantages" such as "quarterly forums with the editorial staff, flights and leisure breaks." I'm tingling with anticipation, though I'd guess that my first suggestion to The Business owners, David and Frederick Barclay, not to waste any more money on a worthless project may not qualify me for a discounted plane ticket. (Via The Business)