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Courtney Pochin

Mum's comical reaction to discovering 'jellyfish' she found is actually sex toy

Parenting blogger Laura Mazza is known for sharing hilariously honest posts with her followers - about her daily life, marriage, children and everything between.

She recently attracted headlines for her of invisible 'boob lifters', which she said took her from "Daisy the cow to Pamela Anderson in minutes".

And now she's cracking people up again, but this time, with a story about a walk on the beach with her friend named Emma.

In a post on Facebook , Laura, also known as The Mum on the Run, shared her excitement about finding an unusual item on their walk.

She was disgusted to discover what it really was... (Facebook)

Initially the pair thought they were looking at a giant railway screw or bolt.

After further investigation, they discovered the item was "squishy" so concluded it must be a type of jellyfish.

But of course dear reader, it was not a jellyfish.

Laura soon realised that the thing she had been prodding and pushing around was in fact a rather large sex toy.

She recalled the whole thing on Facebook (Facebook)

She recalled the incident, writing: "Walking with my friend along the beach... come across a big nail/screw looking thing.

"Of course I had to investigate because I am a toddler and can't leave things alone, so I went right up to it and started kicking it... and stepping on it and pushing it around.

"Oh wow...it's so squishy. 'Maybe it's a jellyfish?'"

She continued: "We both kept looking at it after I pretty much flattened it and then I said jokingly 'Haha it looks like a dildo...'

"And at the same time I looked at the front of it and saw some nice... uh... let's call them lips.

"Just sanitised my whole body."

Hundreds liked and commented on Laura's post, with many saying how she'd made them laugh.

One replied: "Girls you just made my day happier."

Another said: "Oh yes, I definitely needed this laugh!"

A third added: "I am trying to get my six-month-old to sleep cause he is a crying mess right now and when I read this it made me laugh so hard I cried happy tears and peed myself just a little. Thank you gorgeous woman!"

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