A mum of three boys has shared a hilarious list of banned words her sons say to each other - and other parents can totally relate.
Jodie Moss shared a picture of her dos and don'ts list which she has on display in her home to remind her three battling boys, what they can and can't say to each other.
Amongst the 'don'ts' are: "I'm going to bomb you", "nut sack" "bum face" "murder him", "kick in the face", "poo head" and "punch him", to name a few.
Instead Jodie is encouraging her boys to say things to each other like: "Thank you", "would you like to share?", "can I help" and "would you like a hug," amongst others.
The mum shared her DIY notices of 'Kind Words' and "words We Don't use', on Facebook and immediately attracted hundreds of comments and thousands of shares from parents living through the same daily battles.
Posting on Family Lockdown Tips and Ideas page, Jodie said: "Can anyone relate? I have 3 boys under 8 years."
One person replied: "Doesn’t get any better as they get older, I’ve a 17 year old daughter and an 11 year old son
"I absolutely relate," said another.
Another parent said the name calling extended to parents in his household, adding: "My boys called me a vagina."
While others said the problem didn't stop at boys. She added: "Not just boys, my 9 year old daughter loves calling me poo face and bum face. Not sure where she learnt those from?!"
Another added: "Totally relatable. I’d love to tell you it improves (it does a bit) but now they’re 16 and 13 it’s still the same but with with the odd swear word thrown in."
