Well the way everyone went on about Govey anyone would think he was some sort of genius, even Rosie is like, God Sam I know he is like your total frenemy but fashwise those Brexit glasses are actually almost a *thing*? I’m like *sarcasm voice*, well thank you Rosie for your loyalty to your actual employer, she’s like *fashion adviser voice* awesome, btw Sam, tightswise do you think yes for the Obama visit or more sort of not? I’m like, what would you advise, she’s like, whatevs Sam you choose, they are your legs not mine, I’m like, thank you, she’s like, you’re welcome, I mean tbh Sam I am not the biggest fan of that dress anyway but I have not just turned 45, God, I just can’t even.
I said to Mummy, honestly, how embarrassing was Govey? Mummy’s like, of course he has behaved appallingly but his speech was priceless, “operating to a script written by George RR Martin”, we were in fits, I’m like, what about Dave’s joke, did you hear him say “I’m lovin’ it” lol. She’s like, sorry, how actually IS that amusing? I’m like, I literally have no clue, but Nancy said it was hilair, bear in mind she wrote it, plus did you see her Queen tribute, “she has been a rock of strength”, such luck her Easter homework was How I Feel About the Queen, all Dave had to do was read it out, while she planned the Obama visit. Mummy’s like, so what are you wearing? I’m like, Rosie thinks maybe a fringed suede jacket over denim cut-offs, with a messy rock-chick *do*?
Mummy’s like *silence*. I’m like, because Rosie says it was the stand-out look at Coachella, trust me, the Obamas will LOVE #totesappropes. Mummy’s like, they would not prefer chic but informal? I’m like, been there done that, plus Rosie has spent hours sourcing the perfect boho pyjama for a presidential visit, honestly she is a rock of super-rockiness. Nancy’s like, Mum *hint* it says in Vogue the floral dress is cool again, I’m like, IKR, but what is the point of spending literally £53,000 on a fashion adviser if I do not take her fashion advice? Nancy’s like, good point, Mother.
