Moyles v Evans: the first blow

A sneak preview now into what life will be like when Chris Moyles, on BBC Radio 1, and Chris Evans, on BBC Radio 2, are both broadcasting at breakfast. "Chris Evans? Who's that? Oh, didn't he used to be a radio DJ?" mugs Moyles in the new issue of Zoo magazine. Never let it be said that the Radio 1 man is anything less than competitive. Oh no. "Wogan's bowing out with massively high figures, so I just hope people switch off in their millions when Evans starts. Then, by default, we'll be number one overnight!" says Moyles. "Evans' first set of figures will be through the floor, so it will be nice to see if he can catch up with us. Saying that, if he puts the figures on, I'll burn his house down. Not when he's in it or anything – when he's at work." Christophe Lambie Pie, it's over to you. Monkey - reading Zoo magazine so you don't have to.