No way: Jose. Photograph: Matthew Lewis/Getty
Chelsea's swaggering manager Jose Mourinho - better known as "the special one" - came out with a fantastic little statement at the weekend. The came in response to accusations that the pitch at Stamford Bridge was a bit ropey. None of it, said the Portuguese Love God:
"Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains," he said. "But you see ugly people who are intelligent scientists. Our pitch is a little bit like that."
Mour's Law, then, seems to be the old assumption that intelligence is inversely proportional to attractiveness. That's a hoary old cliche, of course, in no way underscored by modern reality TV shows. But is his "sometimes" an oblique challenge to that orthodoxy?
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