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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
Lifestyle
Hadley Freeman

MOST EXCITING NEWS OF ALL TIME!

OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD! Britney is coming to town! I repeat, Britney is coming to town!

(By "town" I mean "London", of course. Global reach, like, whatever.)

You know how in Anchorman (greatest movie of all time, obviously) they have Pandawatch? We are TOTALLY having Britneywatch this summer. Anyone who spots her and (this is key) sends in a mobile phone photo, ideally of them with her, will win an as yet to be decided prize.

Bets are on for how long from touchdown at Heathrow it takes before she befriends LiS' dear friend Henry Conway. We're starting at... four hours (extra hour added to give her time to collect luggage from T5.)

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