Mike Huckabee, who quipped that congress spends money like John Edwards in a beauty parlor and jokingly credited his 100+ pound weightloss to a stay in a concentration camp run by Arkansas Democrats, is back.
At the National Rifle Association convention in Louisville today, Huckabee quipped that a loud noise backstage was Barack Obama dodging a gunman, according to CNN.
"That was Barack Obama, he just tripped off a chair, he's getting ready to speak," said the former Arkansas governor, to audience laughter. "Somebody aimed a gun at him and he dove for the floor."
I have nothing to add to this. It's not worth my outrage.