In Alabama, a ban on the sale of sex toys is about to go into effect, after the US supreme court declined to take up the case.
But there's hope for the under-stimulated out there: Two new television shows, HBO's Tell Me You Love Me and Showtime's Californication, promise fake sex so real, you can't tell the difference!
Good thing they're on cable, though, or the FCC would be all over 'em.
