Mind your language, Mucca

Amid all the furore over Heather Mills' appearance on GMTV, has anyone looked at the website she was promoting? Monkey has. There's a lot of red and a lot of words on it. And a mock up of a masthead of a paper called "The Scum". Hmmm. Who could that be? The site, www.youcare.com, has also set up a petition "to create just and fair journalism that will educate us, rather than moronify us and our children". Monkey suggests that whoever wrote the petition could do with some educating themselves. "Moronify" wasn't in the Oxford English Dictionary last time Monkey looked.