'The Red Dragon's power has passed to another Spanish warrior,' announces Cesar Souto, as he rounds things off with some fine PhotoshoppingPhotograph: Photomontage'It's Michu Man Randy Savage!' chuckles Gavin McCoyPhotograph: Photomontage'I doubt the Waitrose browsing, tofu eating journos at the Guardian have come across Aldi’s advertising campaign: "Like brands, only cheaper,"' muses Michael Mealor. 'By that logic, if Aldi sold a footballer it would be the £2m goal machine bargain Michu'Photograph: Photomontage
'I suppose he could go for the shaved look but there's much less scope for money-spinning opportunities,' honks David HodgesPhotograph: Photomontage'Because he's worth it,' gushes Ceiri Wyn CokerPhotograph: PhotomontageAndrew Winnets does the maths: 'I am a primary school teacher, and sometimes you have to bring boring subjects such as maths to life with pictures and by relating them to something the kids will both enjoy and understand. Here's a recreation of my blackboard'Photograph: PhotomontageAbhay Sawhney goes for a film reference. Though it falls down when you realise that the train does indeed stop at the end of the moviePhotograph: Photomontage'Swansea FC: the rollercoaster of the season,' chuckles Adam WatkinsPhotograph: Photomontage'Pika(mi)chu turned out to be a better deal then expected,' titters Tom CoxPhotograph: PhotomontageAlfonso Elvira paints Michu as an alien and Per Mertesacker as his terrorised defenderPhotograph: Photomontage'Swan Wars: The Phantom Michu.' Joe Simpson just about gets away with this onePhotograph: Photomontage'Pleased to Michu, hope you score some goals,' sings Ben PearcePhotograph: PhotomontageHere's Rob Marriott: 'Before setting out to put right his ancestors' four-century-old failure to overwhelm the English, Conquistador Michu decided to take some inspiration from the Spanish conquest of the Inca'Photograph: Photomontage'Michu celebrates Welsh cuisine,' parps Paul BartlettPhotograph: Photomontage'Even Swansea fans didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition,' sniggers James HarrisPhotograph: PhotomontageMore stereotyping courtesy of Jonathan Perera: 'Whilst determined to bring bullfighting to Swansea, Michu was struggling due to the lack of bulls, and also the apparent lack of interest from the locals'Photograph: PhotomontageAnd more bloodshed, this from David Wilson: 'After exposing the soft underbelly of the Arsenal team, the beast was free to feed on the innards'Photograph: Photomontage'A great delivery there,' reports John O'DonnellPhotograph: PhotomontageStewart Smith gives us a bit of Shakespeare: 'It's only a matter of time before accusations of play-acting begin to surface'Photograph: Photomontage
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