The funniest book I’ve ever read …
The Miles Davis autobiography. The stories he tells are insane and hilarious. Nothing is funnier than a true story told by a bitter old black man.
The funniest TV show I’ve ever seen …
Probably Married With Children. I liked the show when I was a kid, too, but when you watch it now, in the context of today’s world, it’s insanely funny.
The funniest film I’ve ever seen …
My uncle is a martial artist, and in the early 80s he made a kung fu flick with director Charlie Ahearn. It’s not intentionally funny, but goddamn if it doesn’t make me laugh. It’s really, really … something.
The funniest item of clothing I’ve ever owned …
When I was about nine I went to school with a toothbrush in my mouth. I saw Method Man do it in a video.
The funniest person I know …
My grandmother. She’s a bigot and hysterical.
The funniest meal I’ve ever eaten …
When I was little I used to suck the candy coating off of Advil and spit the white part back in the bottle.
The funniest hairstyle I’ve ever had …
A gumby, like Bobby Brown.
The funniest thing that shouldn’t be funny …
Small animals penetrating larger animals.
The funniest number …
9: it’s an upside-down 6. Guy was clearly out of ideas.
