Going up
Lab coats
They’re Raf Simons-approved this season. Must be covered in end-of-term doodles.
Toothbrush moustaches
Colin Farrell makes a convincing case for a top lip covered in fluff in The Lobster.
Utilitikilts
Kilts with pockets, like cargo shorts. Practical and a bit Givenchy. What’s not to like?
The teal jacket at H&M
Shiny satin and boxy, it’s like an abstract version of Ryan Gosling’s in Drive. And less than £40.
Wes Bentley
Eyebrow muse de nos jours. See him in Zac Efron’s EDM-fest We Are Your Friends and, soon, American Horror Story: Hotel.
Silver
Specifically, silver walls. In honour of the Factory and Billy Name.
Bronies
We love an obscure subculture and male My Little Pony fans may well be our favourite ever. Hair like Georgia May Jagger’s can only be a matter of time.
Swegways
Turns out this is an IRL thing on London high streets and not just for Instagram. Given up pretending we don’t want to try one.
Turned-up cuffs
As seen at Prada. A styling tip that makes us look as if we’re totes on trend but costs no money? Excellent.
Going down
Quiffs
We’re calling it. Sorry, Brooklyn Beckham and Sam Smith: we have reached peak hair peak.
Brozilian
Brazilian wax for men. Ouch. All kinds of wrong.
Obama
Sorry, Mr President, we’re all about Jezza’s retired postman look this season.
Hair inspiration on Beeb
As Robert Peston moves to ITV, we will have to console ourselves with Huw Edwards’ crop.
Polka dots
Leopard print is now menswear-approved, thanks to Saint Laurent – and Nick Grimshaw wearing it. Get in touch with your wild side now.
The ironic Air Max 95 revival
Sam Cam’s bound to have a pair soon.
The office
We want to work in an “innovation kitchen” à la Nike’s HQ.
Belts
Braces were at Bottega Veneta. The on-trend way of keeping your trousers up.
