Almost unbearably exciting news of the Spice Girls reunion, as a BBC interview suggests that the previously reluctant Sporty Spice has at last read the writing on the wall.
Scrawled in a cursive hand, it spells out the following words: "There is more chance of your erstwhile bandmates giving their children a non-cretinous name than there is of any record label showing interest in your experimental ska album. Get that tracksuit out of its mothballs and remember: do NOT cock up the synchronised dismount from the chrome stools on the second chorus of 2 Become 1. Otherwise, the catty recriminations will break out once more and they'll have to install a vomitorium on the tour bus again. Girl Power!"
Man, that's a big wall.
