Joining John Plunkett for this special/obligatory end-of-the-year quiz are two teams: Vicky Frost and Olly Mann versus Maggie Brown and Paul Robinson.
Presents will be unwrapped, mystery voices will be revealed and questions will be answered – such as, "how dated does the Media Guardian top 100 look already?"
Plus, just to remove any sense of jeopardy from a programme when the questions are mostly incidental to the chaos, we can exclusively reveal that the final result is a tie. You're welcome.
Media Talk will be back in 2013. Happy new year!