Would you Adam and Eve it? First Rebekah Wade, Currant Bun editor and wife of Ross Kemp - alias EastEnders hard man Grant Mitchell - is nicked for an alleged assault on her tough guy partner. Then we learn that on the same day a woman has been cautioned for an alleged assault on Steve McFadden, who plays Ross Kemp's on-screen brother Phil Mitchell.
As a one-time employee of Ms Wade once said (actually he may have said it more than once), you couldn't make it up.
I mean, I ask you. It's like a flippin' soap opera, innit?
