Matt Judon went on an epic rant, slamming mac and cheese for Thanksgiving

Matt Judon hates mac and cheese.

Seriously, the New England Patriots star defensive player doesn’t want to see mac and cheese on his Thanksgiving table. He is definitively and absolutely not a fan.

“We’ve gotta get macaroni and cheese off the table, all right guys?” Judon said Tuesday, via Mass Live’s Matt Vatour. “It’s just cheese and noodles. I’m getting on my soapbox. It’s just cheese and noodles and it’s not that good. Let’s be honest guys: Everybody here is probably a little lactose (intolerant) so it messes up our stomachs and we’ve got to get it off the table. It’s probably one of the most overrated dishes.

“I have never liked macaroni and cheese. And you know how they say, ‘Your taste buds change every seven years?’ Every time I try it, it’s the same thing and it’s never going to change and it’s never going to get better. I’m almost 30 now, I’m set in my ways, and it’s disgusting. Get it off the table. The bathrooms will be less busy and everybody will have a better day. So if you want to have a good Thanksgiving, don’t cook macaroni and cheese.”

Matthew Judon feels VERY strongly against having mac and cheese at the dinner table for Thanksgiving 😂

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It sounds like Judon’s family understands not to mess with him — or his deep-seated hatred for mac and cheese.

“My whole family loves it,” Judon said. “My brothers and sisters. My mom cooks it, big pan. They know not to put it on my plate or that’s fighting words. I’m going to have to fight everybody in the house one by one. And I’m going to wait until they eat their macaroni and cheese, get sluggish, then I’ll whoop them.”

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