Martin O'Neill and Roy Keane | The Gallery

'Not long ago on an island not far away … we all know how the story of O'Neill-wan and Ana-Keane will play out,' laughs Travis Highrise Photograph: Photomontage

'Ireland’s new double act won’t be putting up with any nonsense,' reckons Alex Marsh Photograph: Photomontage

'O'Jekyll and Hyde,' point out The Illustrated Game simply enough Photograph: Photomontage

'Anyone caught playing the kind of negative, stodgy football that has afflicted this town lately will have Sheriff O'Neill and Deputy Keane to answer to,' threatens Marcos Garcia [with credit to our own Paul Trevillion] Photograph: Photomontage

'The O’Ireland duo prioritise their tasks for the day at an early morning meeting …' guffaws Andrew Penpraze Photograph: Photmontage

'Here come The Professionals,' reckons Paul Agius Photograph: Photomontage

'Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this,' frets Paul Jordan Photograph: Photomontage

'Sir Alex says "boo" to Keano's declaration that he isn't a monster,' hoots John O'Donnell, not entirely entering into the whole Martin O'Neill aspect of this week's gallery Photograph: Photomontage

'Ireland's best duo since …' sniggers Sean Lightheart Photograph: Photomontage