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"The debate on how best to utilise Marouane Fellaini continues," titters Sam Grimshaw Photograph: Photomontage

"CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!" orders Pearse Lynch Photograph: Photomontage

"I resisted all temptations to make comparisons with Carlos Valderrama (1986) or Kevin Keegan (1982) and decided to concentrate on Carrick's woeful attempt at marking at corners instead," informs Niel Butler Photograph: Photomontage

"An accidental clash of heads between Fellaini and David Luiz requires a team of five emergency hairdressers to separate them," honks Robert Schofield Photograph: Photomontage

"Everyone remembers Afro-man right?" asks Rowan Averill rather optimistically. Photograph: Photomontage

"I wonder if Dennis knows where he's been hiding?" chuckles Stewart Smith. Photograph: Photomontage

"In the wise words of Dr Seuss," begins Steven Shelley. "After all, a person is a person, no matter how small. But when it comes to marking Fellaini its better if you're tall." Photograph: Photomontage

"The Marouane Fellaini wildlife sanctuary," announces David Castle. Photograph: Photomontage

Rachel Eirinberg imagines Marouane Fellaini's greatest nightmare. Photograph: Guardian

'Goodfella, good player,' parps Ian Jones. Photograph: guardian.co.uk

The Fellaini Five offers Daragh McCann Photograph: guardian

Everton v Manchester United was a bit of a mismatch, reckons Chris Reilly. Photograph: Guardian