"The debate on how best to utilise Marouane Fellaini continues," titters Sam GrimshawPhotograph: Photomontage"CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN!" orders Pearse LynchPhotograph: Photomontage"I resisted all temptations to make comparisons with Carlos Valderrama (1986) or Kevin Keegan (1982) and decided to concentrate on Carrick's woeful attempt at marking at corners instead," informs Niel ButlerPhotograph: Photomontage
"An accidental clash of heads between Fellaini and David Luiz requires a team of five emergency hairdressers to separate them," honks Robert SchofieldPhotograph: Photomontage"Everyone remembers Afro-man right?" asks Rowan Averill rather optimistically.Photograph: Photomontage"I wonder if Dennis knows where he's been hiding?" chuckles Stewart Smith.Photograph: Photomontage"In the wise words of Dr Seuss," begins Steven Shelley. "After all, a person is a person, no matter how small. But when it comes to marking Fellaini its better if you're tall."Photograph: Photomontage"The Marouane Fellaini wildlife sanctuary," announces David Castle. Photograph: PhotomontageRachel Eirinberg imagines Marouane Fellaini's greatest nightmare.Photograph: Guardian'Goodfella, good player,' parps Ian Jones.Photograph: guardian.co.ukThe Fellaini Five offers Daragh McCannPhotograph: guardianEverton v Manchester United was a bit of a mismatch, reckons Chris Reilly.Photograph: Guardian
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