Marouane Chamakh

'Pretty self explanatory,' acknowledges Mark Leadbeater Photograph: Photo montage

'The Sky Blue people from Manchester have sent us a message,' begins Andy Baggarley. 'That they can take whatever they want. That no one can stop them. Well, we will send them a message. You ride out as fast as the wind can carry you. You tell the other teams to come. Tell them Arsène Wenger calls to them! You fly now, with me! My brothers! Sisters! And we will show the Sky Blue people of Manchester ... that they can not take whatever they want! And that this ... this is our land!' Photograph: Photo montage

'He's great in the air, but his laundry bill is atrocious,' warns Bert Ayers Photograph: Photo montage

Mark Smith warms to the subject: 'Chamakh's fierce Euro mullet would be the Lamborghini Countach of Top Trump Mullets' Photograph: Photo montage

Mark Boyd knows a sharpshooter when he sees one Photograph: Photomontage

Peter Clarkson sees Marouane as a fashionable kind of guy Photograph: Photo montage

Paul Berry pays tribute to Chamakhy in the UK Photograph: Photo montage

'Wenger's new toy/blunt instrument should help Arsenal be more successful in tackling Premier League defences this season,' reckons Thomas Nycz-Losi Photograph: Photo montage

Talan Hill offers up the best of Chmackh the Pony Photograph: Photo montage

Peter Stadden's not averse to a play on words, either. 'Always outnumbered - never outgunnered,' he adds Photograph: Photo montage

'Go greased signings, go greased signings,' sings Jason Froggett Photograph: Photo montage

Charles Checketts points out that 'Chamakh's novel approach to the pre-match warm up has been electrifying the Emirates' Photograph: Photo montage

'Wenger vents his frustration after the Moroccan striker is not played through on the one-two,' reports Andrew Emmerson Photograph: Photo montage

'Marouane took to the robust challenges of the Premier League with flying colours,' notes Matt Pearson Photograph: Photo montage

Dan Cooper takes a boozy view of the striker. 'Arsène licked his lips, stared through his beer goggles and put down the can: "Promising, full-bodied, great kick and not good enough to win the league - I'll have a case." Expect to find in the clearance aisle by January' Photograph: Photo montage

'At least we know Marouane can go on Jersey Shore if things don't work out at Arsenal,' honks Bert Ayers Photograph: Photo montage

'Marouane caused panic at Wolves,' notes Peter Clarkson Photograph: Photo montage