Sad news for all good rehab clinics, now, as strong-willed diva Mariah Carey - she doesn't "do" stairs - has ruled out providing them with an in-patient of the future.
"I really would have to be very, very positive that I was in a place where I could completely focus and put everything into the job of being someone's mommy," she tells a US interviewer, "because it's hard enough to have a puppy."
Quite so. In many ways, though, this item appears just so we could link to this classic picture of Mariah emerging from a glitzy restaurant, and bringing a little magic into a disabled homeless man's otherwise sparkle-free life.
Yes, if you had to distill Lost in Showbiz's message into a single image, that horror would be it.
