'Sam "The Eagle" Pellegrini (or should it be Manuel Peregrine?) looks on dejectedly as his team slump to another away defeat. The Muppets,' pfffts Ben SomnerPhotograph: Photomontage'The next one that got away, without getting anything away (yeah?). Ciao, Manuel.' Sean Gregory is eagerly anticipating Pellegrini's full page ad Photograph: Photomontage'The story of Man City's season,' tootles Will Buckland in an old favourite Photograph: Photomontage
'Billy Ray Pellegrini whines on about his Achy Breaky Hart in this hit record,' honks A Penpraze Photograph: Photomontage'Manuel hopes his Agüero is in sparkling form for their next away fixture. Another flat performance would be a disaster, let's hope they don't bottle it again,' puns Jack McGinityPhotograph: PhotomontageIt's say what you see time, courtesy of J RutanPhotograph: Photomontage'Manuel's pilgrimages out of Manchester are not showing any progress,' deadpans Martin Wibble Photograph: Photomontage
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