Manchester United v Chelsea

Jason Froggett gets the ball rolling this week by asking: 'Is it East v West, or man mountain against mountain of debt?' Photograph: Photomontage

Confectionary advert fan Callum Tyler couldn't think of a caption, but 'Oh no the bridge is gone, old red can't carry on' doesn't really ring true after the first leg Photograph: Photomontage

'After the shocking decisions in the first leg, Chelsea couldn’t believe the choice of referee for the second,' honks Matt Williams Photograph: Photomontage

Hugh Garrett wins the award for left-field entry of the week Photograph: Photomontage

'If Torres and Rooney mated?' This frightening vision comes courtesy of Wuggy Lemass. Presume he's called Torroo ... Photograph: Photomontage

'Blue is the colour, boredom is the game,' snores Justin Boswick Photograph: Photomontage

'Desperate times call for desperate measures,' cackles Lenny DeValera Photograph: Photomontage

‘A live television swear-off marks the final battle of the season for United and Chelsea,' curses Steve Fuller Photograph: Photomontage

Only David Luiz wigs will intimidate United at Old Trafford, reckons Koichiro Yamamura Photograph: Photomontage

Glenn Parrington's take on USA v Russia paints Fergie in a more flattering light than Jason Froggett's earlier effort Photograph: Photomontage

And the winner of the highbrow entry of the week award goes to Douglas Fenech, who reckons 'Carlo's kinda desperate for victory.' This explains it ... Photograph: Photomontage