Manchester United's space-time continuum

Chris Bunyan gets this week's bumper crop under way, as Wazza and co "bend the laws of space-time like a Ronaldo free-kick" Photograph: n/a

Rich Walker steps up with our first Back to the Future effort Photograph: n/a

"A ref blowing for full time when United are behind? Inconceivable!" parps Iain Christie in the second of the Back to the Future efforts Photograph: n/a

We suppose this is Back to the Future III. "Alright Michael, set the coordinates for Old Trafford, 20-09-2009. We're going to have to nip this in the bud!" Jamie King channels Doc Brown Photograph: n/a

"Alex Ferguson offered Alan Wiley a slightly different hairdryer treatment after the Manchester derby," chortles Chris Dantas Photograph: n/a

Meanwhile, back at United's HQ, Richard Hooker has snuck into mission control: "The referee's watch was cunningly slowed with a heavy dose of extraminutesplease rays beamed out of Rio Ferdinand's right eye" Photograph: n/a

Alan Lowe's offering may be small and somewhat fuzzy, but it makes its point cheerily enough Photograph: n/a

"To the tick-tock, ya don't stop," sings Jake Hawkins in this slightly surreal effort Photograph: n/a

Chris Wolff introduces Sir Alex's special Old Trafford dance Photograph: n/a

"Man United fans celebrate having until the end of time as we know it to snatch a winner," says the mathematically literate Wes Mitchell Photograph: n/a

New in the shops of Salford this Christmas: Alexandra Garman's very own Lord Ferg watch Photograph: n/a

"Old Trafford is kitted out with some very hi-tech gizmos," says our very own comic artist Brian Corcoran Photograph: n/a

Vivek Ratnam has knocked up an accurate Ferguson-time-result graph Photograph: n/a

"The concept of injury time at Old Trafford has always been a rather surreal one," Thomas Nycz-Losi shows time warping Photograph: n/a

Martin Myers finds a novel way of using John O'Shea's extra pounds to hold back time Photograph: n/a

Nick Young wins our eternal respect with this Quantum Leap effort Photograph: n/a

"The time keeper of the Traf is revealed, Flavor Flav. Always on time, all the time," says Tom Topoll before signing off with a rather touching "have a great week and take care". Photograph: n/a