A tailor has vowed not to eat a carrot he found in a bah from Tesco thanks to its rude-looking appendage.
Michael Coates, 47, pulled the vegetable from a bag after visiting a nearby Tesco - and fell about laughing.
Michael is now storing it in the fridge as a souvenir, unwilling to throw it away.
He was about to cook after buying the carrots from a store near Middlesborough when he made the phallic find.
He said: "It's incredible. I opened it up and there it was, in full glory. I just thought: 'What the heck?!'.
"What are the chances? It resembles a human being - and a naked one at that!
"It's unreal. It looks like a pair of legs and a penis. It was strange - but really funny.
"I thought: 'I can't bin that one'. I have put it in the fridge for now.
"But I know I'll have to throw it out eventually - it will go off."
Married Michael said he has already thrown the packaging away but believes the carrot came from a bag of Redmere Farms Carrots.
These cost £0.49 per kilogram, according to information on Tesco's website.
Michael, from Stokesley, North Yorks., works as a tailor. His business can be found at www.thesewingguru.com.
