And so, gingerly, to the Ciccone-Ritchie severance pageant. For weeks, the world has been surveying the wreckage of a marital repository that once held all our dreams, looking for the single detail that would bring home the full import of what we've lost.
Consider the search over.
According to reports, Guy Ritchie has ruled that the swimming pool at the couple's country estate will now not be filled with Kabbalah water, as was planned before The Unpleasantness. Of course, Kabbalah water does retail at £4 a bottle, which would make the constant swill of the stuff through any thermal bath system pricey ...
But no amount of nunchuk-heavy Sherlock Holmes movies are going to make up for what you'll do to herd immunity, Ritchie. On your conscience, my good man: reconsider.
