Madcap menswear in Paris and Milan

Wouldn't it be brilliant if they all suddenly dived in together? Now that would be a fashion show spectacle! Photograph: Giuseppe Cacace/AFP/Getty Images

Cautious festival wear from Moncler Photograph: Giuseppe Cacace/AFP/Getty Images

These male models get younger every day Photograph: Giuseppe Cacace/AFP/Getty Images

There was a case of 'product' overload at Costume National Photograph: Giuseppe Cacace/AFP/Getty Images

Lily Cole had to dress as a man to get into the Dior show Photograph: Eric Ryan/Getty Images

Dsquared2 really have got into the 'make do and mend' theme this year, with their inventive use of a sleeping bag as a cape Photograph: Damien Meyer/AFP/Getty Images

A model wears an outfit designed for Roger Federer at next year's Wimbledon. (NB This may be conjecture on our part) Photograph: Julien Hekimian/WireImage.com

Hugo Boss also vied for Roger's attention ... Photograph: Julien M. Hekimian/Getty Images

Imagine getting caught in that zip ... Photograph: Damien Meyer/AFP/Getty Images

Vivienne Westwood's latest collection was modelled by the Joker Photograph: Damien Meyer/AFP/Getty Images

Apl.de.ap, will.i.am, Fergie and Taboo (yes, those are their names) of The Black Eyed Peas were at the Louis Vuitton show Photograph: Eric Ryan/Getty Images

Jean Paul Gaultier never fails to produce stripes ... AND a comedy ensemble. We've christened this the moob tube Photograph: Jacques Brinon/AP