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Erika Solomon

LUNCH WITH THE FT - FAHAD ALBUTAIRI - Satire, Saudi style

Over lobster in Dubai with the YouTube star and ‘Seinfeld of Saudi Arabia’, Erika Solomon hears about risqué humour in his ultra-conservative state - and what happens when brown guys try blonde jokes in Texas

As I set out for lunch with the Saudi comedian Fahad Albutairi, my phone suggests the restaurant is out at sea. Then again, we are meeting in Dubai, home of artificial islands and an indoor ski slope.

The interior of the Al Qasr hotel, connected to the restaurant where he has opted to meet, looks like something from a harem painting: camel statues, marble archways and ceiling-high doors carved from wood and gold. Outside, a long pier leads out into the Persian Gulf and the Pierchic restaurant, a circular wooden building with glass walls and stunning views of aquamarine waters, and the alienesque but iconic Burj Al Arab rising from the shore. Given the ostentatious setting and his laconic emails, I fret our lunch may be a stilted affair. But my anxieties melt the second Albutairi arrives, greeting me with a big smile and profuse apologies for being late. He is dressed in a grey shirt and frayed jeans, with black and grey striped socks poking up from his boots.

Saudi Arabia is not exactly known for its humour. The austere kingdom attracts more attention for accusations of funding radical Islamists, the activities of its recently muzzled “morality police”, the use of beheadings in executions, and a rule banning women from travelling without a male guardian’s consent. Albutairi, however, is known for challenging both his country’s ultraconservative social mores and also westerners’ interpretation of them - quite a double act. “I can guarantee you this, the only bomb I can make is a Jägerbomb,” the teetotaller jokes, reprising a line from his first successful stand-up routine, when he was studying in the US, a few years after 9/11. “People were laughing, but just a little laughter, because it was a little awkward. And I was, like, ‘Yeah, you guys didn’t find that funny? The immigration officer didn’t think it was funny, either. He told me, with three fingers up my ass: That’s not funny.’ ”

Albutairi, 31, was raised in the seaside town of Khobar, known for the laid-back attitude of many Arab coastal towns and an openness to westerners working at the nearby headquarters of oil company Saudi Aramco. His seaside upbringing fostered a life-long love of seafood, he says, which is why he chose Pierchic for our meeting.

He also grew up on a diet of Egyptian comedy films, Jim Carrey movies and an older Saudi TV sketch show, Tash ma Tash, known for breaking new ground with political parodies. In the early 2000s, he went to study at the University of Texas, Austin, where he picked up not only a geophysics degree but also a Texan twang. His friends goaded him into his first stand-up attempt at the Cap City Comedy club in Austin. An audience of about 50 people stared in awkward silence. “Horrible. Horrible performance. Completely weird. It was like reading off of a paper. I had a blonde joke in there - oh my God,” he groans, head in hands. “I thought, hey, [blonde jokes] work for everyone else. And then I realised I was brown.”

When our waitress arrives, I order a white wine while Albutairi sticks to sparkling water. A second server delivers a basket of bread and butter. “I’m not going for that,” he says, before describing his latest workout regime.

Albutairi’s epiphany came through watching some of America’s stand-up greats, such as Eddie Murphy, who drew on the experience of being African-American, and Richard Pryor, who channelled his struggle with drug addiction. “I kept, like, having this little voice in my head: Try it again, just don’t tell anybody. Because if you bomb on stage, nobody will know - oh, wait a minute, ‘bomb on stage’ - that’s funny, because I’m Arab. OK, let’s try that, you know?”

From those humble Texas beginnings, Albutairi won an audition in 2008 to open for “Axis of Evil”, a Middle Eastern-American comedy tour, in Bahrain, after returning home to neighbouring Saudi Arabia for work. That same year, he did what any young Saudi aspiring to make it big would do: he joined Twitter (he now has well over 2m followers), and started a YouTube show called La Yekthar, which means “put a lid on it” in Saudi dialect.

With a trademark set of goofy thumbs-up and winks (which he also uses in face-to-face conversation) and well-honed comedic timing, he delivers Arabic monologues, often subtitled in English, in a way that takes delight in his society’s absurdities as much as it mocks them.

To the rest of the Middle East - where many locals cling to the notion that the wealthier, showier Gulf is bereft of culture - it is Egypt, with its dominance of the film industry, that was long the king of comedy. But that is changing in an era of pan-Arab television channels where American programmes dominate entertainment and an obsession with social media has made Saudi Arabia one of the biggest users of YouTube and Twitter per capita. La Yekthar started in 2011 as a pioneer of Saudi social media entertainment. In its final season last year, it had more than a million subscribers and regularly received between half a million and 1m hits per episode.

Dubai was not where I expected to meet Albutairi - he used to be based in Riyadh. I ask if his relocation has something to do with the local furores he has raised among hardline clerics and social commentators, one of which concerned a movie scene in which he appeared in his boxers, which they dubbed “pornographic”. More recently he helped write and produce the music video “No Woman, No Drive”, mocking the ban on female motorists. It got 13m hits on YouTube. In the video - to the tune of Bob Marley’s “No Woman, No Cry” - Hisham Fageeh, another comedian, performs a cappella, in mock deference to austere Islamic practices forbidding musical instruments. Albutairi rewrote the lyrics with lines such as: “Ova-ovaries. All safe and well!” - a reference to those who say it’s better for women’s reproductive health if they don’t drive.

He laughs, insisting he moved here for professional reasons. And anyway, he adds, many older conservatives liked the video, not detecting the irony. “A lot of people were actually using the video to show international audiences we don’t want women drivers. I loved the fact they were so confused. I’ll tell you why: because if we kept it mysterious, everybody is going to retweet, everybody is going to share it . . . They might only realise later on when it’s too late.”

His use of Twitter and YouTube in a country hungry for social media catapulted him to fame, and he has leveraged it to produce and star in his own television series. He starts to discuss this when the waitress comes by for a second time, practically begging to take our order. We dutifully peruse the menu. Albutairi asks for a description of the prawns. He decides to start with the yellowtail carpaccio and then - “The prawns?” asks the waitress.

“No. No.” He shakes his head slowly and dramatically, and the waitress bursts into laughter. “If I was paying, then yeah. But since it’s on the FT, I’ll go for the grilled Canadian lobster.”

As she convinces him to add a side of mashed potatoes, I gape at the price - 490 dirhams ($133.41) - and order some scallops to start and a sea bass from somewhere in South America, a comparative bargain.

Our orders taken, Albutairi says he only recently returned from Glendale, California, where he finished filming what he describes as Saudi Arabia’s first ever sitcom, to be aired this year on a regional channel he cannot identify yet. The show is in English and Arabic, with a mixed American and Saudi cast, detailing the misadventures of four Saudi men studying at an LA film school to make movies for a country that notoriously still bans public cinemas.

“I want to link this region to the global scene. People have already started doing that in France. French comedians, Gad Elmaleh and other comedians, are actually bridging the gap between French comedy and the US,” he says. The actor Christoph Waltz, who was in Inglourious Basterds, is another example. “Hollywood is now, more than ever, opening up to the rest of the world to become more politically correct . . . It’s an oppor- tunity for us.”

He comes off far savvier than the scrawny nerd with the shock of curly hair that first endeared him to fans, a look he says got him branded by an Emirati newspaper as the “Seinfeld of Saudi Arabia”. “It’s because of the Jewfro and the eyes and the glasses, and just the whole thing - the schnozz. And it’s because I work safe and I work clean on stage,” he says, noting that he quickly abandoned his early foray into the vulgar jokes. “I want my mom to watch.”

His mother is supportive but it is his grandfather, a local writer, who is his biggest fan. His father and siblings are a tougher sell. “They’re like: we’re already dealing with a big ego, we don’t want to inflate it too much,” he laughs.

At this point we realise we have barely touched our appetisers. Albutairi’s carpaccio is sprinkled with petals, candied orange peels and an electric-blue goo. My scallops are buttery and tender, but I skirt around a dollop of foie gras.

When he first started doing stand-up in Saudi in 2009, it was so new that organisers were unsure what the reception among more conservative parts of society - or the morality police - would be to this western-inspired entertainment. They hosted the first shows in residential compounds and then moved into bigger tents in the desert to accommodate larger crowds.

Arabic stand-up itself was a new concept, and Albutairi and other comics who were starting out rehearsed and produced sketches together, finding ways to transfer American stand-up delivery into Arabic. “It was like walking around in a dark room and having people following behind and turning on the light at some point. And some doors you open and then you close immediately - like, OK, I don’t want to go in there. And for me that was: one, overly vulgar material, and two, overly political material. I really wanted a certain degree of popularity. I didn’t want to be shocking from the beginning.”

Pushing back on the country’s most extreme conservative practices is, he insists, actually more daring in a country where Salafi clerics have long dominated society. “A lot of people have been able to practise activism to a certain degree. Some of them did get jailed” - including, briefly, his own wife, a women’s rights activist - “but if it’s just political, there’s more room to get out with it . . . If it’s religious, that’s when it gets really, really tricky. There’s still a little bit of a struggle on a governmental level to a certain degree, but not as much as society.”

He learnt that through reactions to his show. The first episode to cause an uproar poked fun at the Saudi religious police for hunting down men who had gone out to sea to drink. Albutairi was deriding fake news long before it became an American media obsession, for example in a sketch mocking a Saudi video gone viral of a man insisting western countries are trying to contaminate food with chemicals that destroy male chromosomes.

Our waitress brings out the main meal. My sea bass is soft and flaky, perfectly grilled with green beans doused in pesto. Albutairi is wrestling with his lobster, which he approves of but notes is not quite as tender as the lobsters in neighbouring Oman. We both gorge on a side of creamy mashed potatoes.

Albutairi says his stand-up has lately been influenced by the darker style of American comic Louis CK, after his wife Loujain Alhathloul was arrested and jailed for 73 days for trying to drive into the kingdom. He recites the first bit he did after her release: “I say: ‘I haven’t done stand-up comedy for a while. I got married, kept busy with the marriage. My wife was pretty busy, too . . . being in jail.’ Because they all know. It’s the elephant in the room.”

But, contrary to the complaints of his Saudi critics, Albutairi is no cheerleader for American-style democracy and “self-righteous Americans”. “I get pissed off at people back home who push a no-change agenda, that we don’t know what we’re doing and should be a certain way to be good Saudis. But it’s also very frustrating to see Americans do the same thing,” he says. “A lot of people think Saudi Arabia is a totalitarian monarchy and it’s horrible. What is that? Why do you think monarchies are horrible? Because you’re not a monarchy? We could become a constitutional monarchy.”

He sees the election of Donald Trump as a “wake-up call”. “Like, hey, maybe not everything is flowers and breezes and getting a cold brewski on July 4. No, there’s an ugly side to America. An ugly side that got this guy up there.”

As he is prying out the last piece of his lobster, I tell Albutairi that I was intrigued by his only sketch on the Arab Spring protests of 2011, when people thought democracy was coming to the region. One of La Yekthar’s recurring characters, a crocodile puppet, waves a lighter as if at a concert and tries to lead the audience in a protest against Albutairi. A protest sign in the background says, “No to armpit hair”.

He was never sure what to make of the Arab Spring protests. “Sure, we don’t trust our governments, but we don’t trust the population, either. I had just read something by Gustave Le Bon about the psychology of the masses and I was like, I don’t know if this is going to be a classic social-science thing, where it’s a pure example of tyranny of the majority, or is it going to be actually positive?”

This question seems apt in the days of rising populism in Europe and America, too, I say. He nods vigorously. “It keeps supporting the whole notion, though we hate to admit it - like, that kind of a democracy, if it were to happen in Saudi, someone like Trump would definitely win. But he would be even worse!”

Our dessert arrives: “The Pearl” is a ball of chocolate and vanilla mousse placed inside a chocolate cage. I am not a fan but soldier on, and point out he has surely broken his calorie count. “I know,” he grins. “It was worth it.”

On our way out, we walk down the pier, through palm-shaded canals, to the hotel, and I feel we have opened up enough to share the reactions I received from friends I told about our interview. Some joked they didn’t believe Saudis had a culture. A Lebanese colleague quipped: “I didn’t think Saudis had a sense of humour.” (The stereotypes aren’t just for westerners.)

“That’s BS,” he laughs. “If anything, in the Gulf, we’re the troublemakers.”

Pierchic

Al Sufouh Rd, Al Qasr, Madinat Jumeirah, Dubai, United Arab Emirates

San Pellegrino x 2 - Dhs70

La Scolca Gavi - Dhs80

Dorado carpaccio - Dhs160

Scallops - Dhs210

Lobster - Dhs450

Sea bass - Dhs220

Mash potato - Dhs45

Pearl for two - Dhs120

Total (inc tax and service) - Dhs1,355 (£295)

Erika Solomon is the FT’s Middle East correspondent

Copyright The Financial Times Limited 2017

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