'Lukas got more than he bargained for when he asked a taxi driver for a tour of the town,' reckons Clive Hutchby Photograph: PhotomontagePhotograph: Photomontage‘Scientists have proven that a team energised by Podolski lasts 50% longer,’ parps George Miller. Photograph: PhotomontagePhotograph: PhotomontageMaxin Bosworth reckons 'Lukas could be the man to lead the fight on mucus'. Photograph: PhotomontagePhotograph: Photomontage
Jonathan Perera gets the ball rolling by riffing on our muddled request for entries for 'soon-to-be England centre-back' Lukas Podolski. Photograph: PhotomontagePhotograph: Photomontage'Loo-Cars Pod-Oil-Ski' chortles Matt Byron.Photograph: Photomontage'How Lukas Podolski functioned at all when he was so left footed was anyone's guess', reasons Barry GrabowskiPhotograph: Photomontage
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