Luca Toni

"Luca's sponsors have reviewed his boot deal," titters Stuart Goodacre Photograph: /x

"Abidal picks up the Toni, not long after taking him down," chuckles Eamonn Dalton. There's something slightly unnerving about this one. Photograph: /x

Adrian Moore - the only entrant to spot what we had all missed: Roberto Donadoni's uncanny resemblance to Shrek Photograph: /x

Nico Murphy riffs on the similarity between two Italian stallions. The difference being that the Sylvester Stallone character actually won something. Photograph: /x

Here's Tom Leonard with the first of a cow's arse-banjo double bill. "Luca was apparently very dangerous, but the cow wasn't worried," giggles Tom. Photograph: /x

"After the France game, Toni couldn’t help but feel singled out by the new training methods," parps Michael Dunlop Photograph: /x

"Scoring a goal, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman ..." chuckles Neil Pollock Photograph: /x

"Taxi for Toni!" squeals John Barry. Photograph: /x

Here's a rather abstract effort from Thomas Thompson: "Ribéry: What's that Cookie Monster? You think Mr Toni can only ever score when I'm on his team? Mr Frog: "You know Mr Toni, I think he may have a point there." Photograph: /x

"Italy reverted to famously vintage tactics for Euro 2008; employing a big bumbling centre forward to hold up the ball." We're not entirely sure what Dinesh Vijayan is on about here, but Luca Toni as Bumblebee Man is too good to leave out. Photograph: /x

"I was wondering where I'd seen Luca's unique hand gesturing celebration before," honks the prolific John Barry. "Born to hand jive baby!" Photograph: /x