There have been a couple times over the years, and most recently about a week ago, that Twitter remembers how versatile Shaquille O’Neal’s name is and starts to make rhymes.
“Shaquille O’Neal becomes a doctor. Shaquille O’Heal.” “Shaquille O’Neal makes some food. Shaquille O’Meal.”
That type of thing.
On Thursday, a Twitter account fittingly named the Luguentz Dort Burner Account realized the Oklahoma City Thunder guard’s last name is also short and monosyllabic enough to rhyme pretty easily.
“Luguentz Dort builds a house. Luguentz Fort,” the account tweeted.
And with that, the new joke format was off. It didn’t exactly go viral enough to break the internet, but it did spread to people in different states.
Luguentz Dort builds a house
Luguentz Fort— Luguentz Dort Burner Account (@LuDortBurner) August 27, 2020
Here are some of the other jokes people made:
Lugentz Dort prevents a robbery. Lugentz Thwart https://t.co/y8I1MHe2cT
— Ethan Jordan (@ethan_jordan9) August 28, 2020
Luguentz Dort has a pet pig.
Luguentz Snort. https://t.co/VCMbuCumXp
— Kim (@HillbillyQueen) August 28, 2020
Luguentz Dort appreciates a good pair of jean shorts
Luguentz Jort https://t.co/qbWRY6k33N
— Marcos Aragon (@mlaragon15) August 28, 2020
Luguentz helps me cope through these tough times.
Luguentz Support. https://t.co/gagfNZHdrf
— Michæl🐝 (@b4ldheed) August 28, 2020
Lugentz Dort Family vacation.
Lugentz Passport— Queen City ‘Cullers (@LanceMcCullers1) August 28, 2020
Luguentz Dort decides to be a jury
Luguentz Court— Shai 🐐 (@ShaiGA_SZN) August 28, 2020
Just some basic, fun rhymes to help get through the days.
If you have more jokes to report, send a tweet of some sort, but please don’t resort to a poorly phrased purported joke in attempt to make people snort.
