Welcome back to another recap of Stan’s Love Triangle which is quickly shaping up to be one of the horniest shows on television. Let’s dive straight in — and I say dive
Lisaoopsie i did a poopsiePatrickMadiYannickLyBenthat is so not rightdoes the hot red crack match the hot red curtains?MadisonAlex.LeeshKylewoo woo, only meJamesMadiplus some Listerine for good measureshe mazzed to Patricklube mobil will cum to u that’s 13-13-32the power of cum compels ucome at me La Ninai luv the smell of me own brandsure jansurprise, I’m an unclecheekykissy kissy for my cheeky missy?well-playedit’s a no from mewoo for lovebut i look like a pro b-baller bbyphallicno one’s ever touched my feet before!do u LIKE thathello darling!da fuq she doinlight as a feather stiff as a dickMany peoplebecause he… might jizz?happyroses are red, balls are blueshove those 7 years up your ass fuckfacewill you accept this rose and perhaps also my hoseLISA IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LISAcongrats to our horny king and queencan u pick me up? I’m scaredyou put my love on top! ohhintimateaaaI like soy malk she likes almond malkthis is wot dreeeeeams are made ofnup, nup, nup, nup don’t phunk with my heartpersonalityfuck my dragon-slaying lifesame thocan i name the rock “Yan” y/n?love this 4 u but did u suffocate in his armpit?now we will marryim a savageself-cen·tered /ˈˌself ˈsen(t)ərd/ adjectiveit might not be a b-ball singlet but it’s CHIC okkkklife, oh life, ohhhh lifee, oh lifeLove TriangleStanChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer. You can follow her here.
