The time has come for our love triangles to officially form and fester under one roof. I would’ve loved to have been in the brainstorm for this series. Did they just go around the room and discuss everyone’s worst nightmare and then decide to make a show about it?
Anyway. Lisa
PattyMadisonAlexrelationships are so fun!!Becsurprisedi hate modelsi see right thru the instability sisAussie Milf Belinda ErikaLove TriangleYantake him off my hands dollDouchey DanielMadiJamesi will not be subject to this “babe” and “darling” name-callingHarris Scarfe, open til 4pm Sundays Kyle Elena Love TriangleLyDannyPattyDaddy Dick Fingersi am overwhelmed by the dickagebend and snap bbevery day i slayder brainis there such thing as too much wankinggaslight; verbleashlady, you’re scaring usmine!and i will be the costly lettuceEsther Perel in da housei only slayLove Triangledaddy dumbo dickMrs Grey will see u nowenjoy the salmonella fuckfacelove himLovisa for lifeheart earrings out for Lisafuck Pattyyes yes 100 times yesour dick-fingered king, thank youhe is lord farquaad and you are shrekBenLove Triangle“This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut.”I must protect Bec and her feettag urself i’m benfuckno‘Cause I have runawayyyyyyi can’t say monogamy but i think i’ve been pretty clear ayeLove TriangleChantelle Schmidt is a freelance writer. You can follow her here.
