Love Island
(Picture: ITV2)Love Island 2021 is in full flow.
After a clunky couple of weeks in which the islanders exchanged small talk about their ‘types on paper’ and professions, the series is picking up nicely now that the contestants have known each other long enough to: a) feel comfortable being rude about one another and b) feel completely bored and sick of each others’ company.
We’ve seen couples break up and people steal partners. We’ve seen tears, tantrums, dumpings and chaos. We’ve seen people leave the island to appear on Good Morning Britain to talk about the island, and a number of bombshells walk into the villa to stir things up. The Good Stuff.
This is leading some people to question what it would be like if they too were on Love Island, and many to conclude that it would be a complete disaster, writing lists to explain just why.
Some people said the emotions of the villa would get too much for them:
Reasons i couldn't go on love island pic.twitter.com/y7njcA6yuQ
— ☕ minister for mochas ☕ (@shonaquil) July 20, 2021
Others would miss being able to use social media:
reasons i couldn’t go on #LoveIsland pic.twitter.com/nump955nAb
— tay ♡ (@orngecola) July 17, 2021
Reasons I couldn't go on Love Island:
— Michelangelo Dermotelli 🇮🇹 (@GlassHalfArsed) July 19, 2021
- Mary wouldn't let me.
- Short and just generally below-average looking.
- When nervous I tend to blurt out the current identity and address of Jon Venables.
- Can't go more than 2 days without tweeting.
- Doesn't look like my thing tbh.
Some said they would have issues with the catering:
reasons why i couldn’t go on love island:
— kizzy (@kizzyfennell) July 19, 2021
1) if guys kept bringing me iced coffees like that i would be bloated af in my bikini and probably have shat myself 5 times already
Ok I’ve been seeing so many of these and wanted to make my own list of reasons why I couldn’t go on love island pic.twitter.com/CNjxUfL0iQ
— 🦭 (@thebombdotcomk8) July 18, 2021
Reasons I couldn't go on Love Island (a few of many):
— pdelicious © (@itspcarr) July 19, 2021
- I wake up to wee in the night 4-5 times
- looks like they only have normal bread, no sourdough 🤢
- ginger goth in the sun all day?
- if anyone chewed loudly I'd have a breakdown, ruin all my relationships, then leave
And others thought the beauty regimes needed to sit in a bikini all day to chat to men would be simply too much:
by popular demand here is my list of reasons I couldn't go on love island https://t.co/rcuWsBGFPl pic.twitter.com/QcZlJ3IsVR
— ☆ emilia ☆ (@emilia_rxchael) July 17, 2021
I too have made a reasons I couldn’t go on love island list also the main factor is probably the fact I’ve never even really watched it and don’t have a clue about it x pic.twitter.com/RzlM6fkrc4
— chlod (the female boss) (@chlodlol) July 17, 2021
— bex (@bexchat) July 19, 2021
Some thought they’d find the ‘challenges’ islanders are forced to do highly embarrassing:
Reasons I couldn’t go on love island
— joe (@tinnedmandarins) July 17, 2021
-I don’t like activities
-have dark intrusive thoughts about putting my hand into the fire pit
-lost my passport
-I don’t want to use a Samsung
Reason 1749 I couldn't go on love island: you would not catch me dead doing these soft porn dance challenges
— leah (@lnthirlwall) July 18, 2021
And others revealed a fear of men in white skinny jeans - a staple of a Love Islander’s wardrobe:
reasons why i couldn’t go on love island:
— lucinda x (@lucindaarosee) July 19, 2021
1) i don’t want to have sex with men that wear skinny jeans
reasons why i couldn’t go on love island:
— future milf (@humangirI) July 18, 2021
1. i can’t socialise sober
2. one rejection and i drown myself in the pool
3. phobia of men in skinny jeans
In short, there are many, many reasons why going on Love Island would be absolute hell for many people:
reasons i couldn’t go on love island ☀️🌴 pic.twitter.com/bdxiiHNcZp
— Carina 🍊 (@blossomsstyles) July 18, 2021
We couldn’t agree more.
