The husband found a piece of paper titled "Things I Want To Do Before I'm 100 Years Old" in the family room.
He asked if it was mine. It was on a little table with little chairs where little grandkids sit when they come to visit.
I'm short, but not that short. I said it was not mine, but thanks for asking.
Several of the grands celebrated their 100th day in school recently. Clearly, one of them had left some schoolwork here. I got to thinking maybe someone brought the worksheet hoping to use us as research.
For the record, neither of us are close to 100. Furthermore, if genetics plays a large part in such things, only one of us will ever get close and it won't be me.
In response to previous questions about age that we have had to answer, we would like to reiterate that:
No, neither of us ever rode in a covered wagon.
No, life was not black and white when we were kids.
No, we were not alive when Abe Lincoln was alive.
No, neither of us were first to discover fire or invent the wheel.
Two of the girls celebrated Hundredth Day by dressing up like old women, pulling their long hair back into buns, donning cardigans and small print dresses, dangling reading glasses from ribbons around their necks, penciling in lines on their faces and using long cardboard tubes as canes.
One of their mothers texted us pictures of these hunched over, forlorn looking creatures. I immediately texted back: "What? No hearing aids?" I also tried to start an #oldpeoplerock hashtag, but it didn't catch fire. It didn't even spark.
One of the girls completed the worksheet with: "Some things I would like to accomplish before I'm one hundred are getting married, having kids, having grandkids, mastering piano and getting braces. But those are just a few things I'd like to do before I'm dead."
The kindergartener celebrated Hundredth Day counting by ones to 100, by fives to 100 and by 10s to 100. Counting by 10s gets you to 100 with amazing speed, which is probably a realistic representation of how fast time passes once you hit 50.
After thinking on the matter, I concluded that things I'd like to do before I turn 100 aren't that different from things I hope to do by the end of the week: listen more than I talk (doubtful), love others better (needs improvement), summon courage in the face of adversity (fingers crossed), beat the livin' daylights out of every 24 hours, keep learning, keep doing, keep trying (a work in progress).
In the meantime, I'm just glad none of them who dressed like they were 100 tried to raid my closet.
