Would-be chat room Romeos have met their match in LoopyLisa. First she tempts lascivious men first into attempted seduction, then lures them into increasingly witless acts of verbal acrobatics as they desperately try to extricate themselves from the holes they have dug. VWXman (Volkswagen Sex Man - classy, he must mean the new GTI?), is swiftly lured into a truly surreal conversation about pirates and their dress sense. Finally Loopy sends him the pictures of herself he has for hours been pathetically pleading for. They truly beggar belief - Loopy looks like a squalid, androgynous hamburger Harlequin. At this point VWXman completely loses his cool and accuses Loopy of being a 'Puff'. By which I think he means poof.
Clearly LoopyLisa's mission is to talk the men into some humiliating confession. What she gets, at least in this case, is self-pity and anger, which is almost as good. On the other hand she may just be another net bullshitter. Even more surreal and obscene versions of LoopyLisa-style windups can be found here. Many thanks to drbendyspoongun for supplying this link.
