London fashion week gets dangerous

A model rehearses for the Paul Costelloe show Photograph: Stephen Hird/Reuters

You'd never think she was wearing curlers backstage, would you? Photograph: Andy Rain/EPA

There was a certain devil-may-care attitude running through Kinder Aggugini's show, not least because of the hairdos Photograph: Tim Whitby/Getty Images

Beautiful Lily Cole modelled for Qasimi Photograph: Matt Crossick/EMPICS Entertainment

Carmen Dell'Orifice, Jade Parfitt, Yasmin le Bon, Lily Cole and Erin O'Connor at Qasimi. Look closely at the left-hand side of the picture and you can see Simon Le Bon cheering on Yasmin Photograph: Simon James/WireImage.com

We queued for an hour to get into Basso & Brooke and were turned away at the door. As a result we're not feeling very well-disposed towards the design duo (or at least not their event organisers). However, we can't help but forgive them a little when we see these fab purple handbags Photograph: Alastair Grant/AP

At Jenny Packham's show the models all looked shockingly skinny. The clothes that hung off their bony frames were interesting to begin with, but after the same full-length skirt with curtain pulls had gone down the catwalk fifty times, we got a little bored Photograph: Tim Whitby/Getty Images

We thought this polar bear sweater by Peter Jensen was very, very cute! Photograph: Tim Ireland/PA

'Cos this is THRILLER! THRILL-ER NIGHT! Photograph: Tim Ireland/PA

You may have assumed we were still at Ann-Sofie Back's show, but actually this is Alice Dellal for Vivienne Westwood Photograph: Jonathan Brady/EPA

Jo Wood has graduated from Vivienne Westwood's school of fashion with honours Photograph: Jonathan Brady/EPA

Statement jewellery made an appearance at Betty Jackson Photograph: Alastair Grant/AP

As did Norah Batty's tights. We can't work out if they were meant to look like this Photograph: Rex Features

Christopher Kane went back to the drawing board with his monochrome dresses. Literally - he took inspiration from his early black and white sketches Photograph: Lewis Whyld/PA

The Eley Kishimoto show was fun-filled and colourful. It included their trademark bold prints and these hilarious hats Photograph: Zak Hussein/PA

PPQ had got their celebrity mates in to model for them, as usual. Here's Pixie Photograph: Jorge Herrera/Getty Images

Daisy Lowe really needs to break off her relationship with the designers. They've made it a rule to dress her in something completely unflattering Photograph: Zak Hussein/PA

Further down the runway no one noticed that a model was actually being eaten alive by a black bear Photograph: Zak Hussein/PA

Last but not least it was the turn of sisters Sienna and Savannah Miller with their label Twenty8Twelve Photograph: Stephen Hird/Reuters

It was surprisingly hard to find pictures of the models for Twenty8Twelve. Most photographers were only interested in one thing - and it wasn't the clothes Photograph: Alastair Grant/AP