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London fashion week bingo: 18 things to expect on your Instagram feed

If there's no selfie, did it really happen?
If there’s no selfie, did it really happen? Photograph: instagram

A shot of a ‘wacky’ fashion show invite

Because I got invited to a show and I wanted to share that with you.

A picture of my feet in the back of a car on my way to a show

Because I am being driven in a car to a show and I suspect you’re still on the 55 bus.

Snack attack: food backstage
Snack attack: food backstage Photograph: instagram

Some snacks, backstage

Because I have backstage access.

A great, inspirational quote by #Rumi

Because all these models are making me feel fat and non-inclusive.

A picture of a starbucks cup with the wrong name on it

Comedy gold.

Backstage at the Sibling show
Backstage at the Sibling show Photograph: David Levene/David Levene

Models being contoured to death, backstage

Because I have backstage access.

A four-way selfie collage captioned with #OOTD (outfit of the day)

Not to be mistaken with #OCD (to be fully mistaken with #OCD)

A streetstyle shot of yourself regrammed from another account

#meta.

Pics of faces with rainbows coming out of mouth – some new app (have a look and you’ll see what i mean)

Genuinely into this, tbh.

A shot of the show’s running order, backstage

Because I have backstage access.

Ready to go: standard packing shot #LFW
Ready to go: standard packing shot #LFW Photograph: instagram

An open suitcase “#LFW here I come!” *tap for credits

Because I didn’t pay for most of this.

An iMessenger conversation containing hilarious autocorrected mistakes

Because I’ve been to seven shows, I’m tired and I’ve lost perspective on what’s funny.

Bye now!
Bye now! Obligatory plane wing shot Photograph: instagram

The wing of a plan

I am offline atm.

A picture of some succulents

Because I’m starting to bore myself with catwalk shots.

My hand, holding some juice from Pret

There was no food, backstage.

Anna Wintour’s bob from behind

Because I sat relatively close to Anna Wintour.

A terrible, terrible picture of a show

Row J :(

A picture of my feet #heart #new #shoes

Because it’s day five and frankly, it’s all I’ve got left.

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