'Sorry I was in a cynical mood,' says Golly Aardman of this effort Photograph: Guardian.co.ukAnthony Reilly reckons London's mayor has the cuddly qualities needed to fit the billPhotograph: Guardian.co.uk'Meet Cleggy the Treacherous Bear, mascot of the first coalitympics. Keep an eye on him, you never know which team he'll be supporting next,' warns Ben StokesPhotograph: Guardian.co.uk
'What about some pub snack characters,' offers James Kirkup who, it would appear, reckons that by putting arms on any object you can create an Olympic mascotPhotograph: Guardian.co.uk'How about Chris the Cost Cutting Crab?' wonders James Jeremiah. 'With his pincers he is in the best position to cut Olympic budgets'Photograph: guardian.co.ukTed Rogers already had the perfect London 2012 mascot in Dusty the Bin, according to this entry from Neil GrayshonPhotograph: Guardian.co.ukMark Hemmings didn't send in a name for his mascot but seeing as he looks like a banker and appears to be owning up to something we'll call him Blame the BearPhotograph: Guardian.co.ukIain Gray's mascot is a little more locally focused. 'Nothing says East End like ... Jack the Ripper'Photograph: Guardian.co.ukAnother politically-inspired effort: 'A Tory lion, with a nice surgical grafting of a fluffy teddy bear arm for the touchy feely stuff, with a tattoo, of course,' says the rather aptly named David MaynePhotograph: guardian.co.ukIntroducing Billy the Crack Squirrell: 'He's a grey-haired immigrant and he just loves crack and Britain,' booms Adam Dutton. Not as topical an issue as it used to be, mindPhotograph: guardian.co.uk'There'd be double the clubcard points for gold medal winners with Tesco Tony,' chuckles Tom BeattiePhotograph: Guardian.co.ukThe greedy banker makes another appearance in this entry from Patrick SpraggPhotograph: Guardian.co.ukMisha Newby has tried to make his entry as representative of modern Britain as possible. It's also the Bulldog's first appearance, surprisinglyPhotograph: guardian.co.uk'Presenting Lord Sugarpuff. He’s cute, cuddly, and as London as you like,' giggles Ian ThornPhotograph: Guardian.co.ukThere's no British cynicism in sight in this cute effort from Liz Heidenreich: meet Ollie (the Olympic) OwlPhotograph: Guardian.co.uk
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