Celebrity penance news, now, as it emerges that rapidly dimming starlet Lindsay Lohan is to spend two days visiting a morgue as part of her punishment for a drink driving offence. The court-ordered programme is apparently designed to show her the consequences of drinking and driving.
Lost in Showbiz has no doubt it will. Hard to forecast the most sobering part, but I suspect it will be the moment the rookie mortuary assistant pulls out the slab whose occupant is tagged simply "your career".
