Are you in the AGC? If so, Liz Truss is coming for you.
The Prime Minister devoted big chunks of her 35-minute speech to railing against the “anti-growth coalition” - seemingly anyone who disagrees with her.
Half a dozen times she name-checked this shady cabal of, um, other mainstream political parties, unions, environmentalists, think tanks and voters who still believe the UK may be better off in the EU.
“I will not allow the anti-growth coalition to hold us back - Labour, the Lib Dems and the SNP, the militant unions, the vested interests dressed up as think-tanks, the talking heads, the Brexit deniers and Extinction Rebellion”, she cried.
Oppose our plans - you must be anti-growth!
This could have been billed as a make-or-break speech for the rookie Premier who marks a month in the job on Thursday.
But in truth, it was already too late for that - people have made up their minds after 12 days of self-inflicted Tory chaos, magnified under the conference glare in Birmingham.
Truss strode on stage to the sound of Heather Small and M-People’s 90s classic 'Moving On Up'.
A YouGov poll released minutes earlier showing Truss is more unpopular than Boris Johnson ever was, which suggested that for this PM 'Moving On Up' was in her 'Dreams' (The Cranberries, 1993).
The only time she ignited any real passion in the hall was when she spoke about the war in Ukraine.
Standing at a weird, wooden spiral lectern which had been shipped up the M40 from Downing Street, she activists: “We will stand with our Ukrainian friends however long it takes.
“Ukraine can win, Ukraine must win, and Ukraine will win.”
If that’s what the party faithful are after, frankly, Boris got there first and did it better.
She dealt well with the interruption of two climate protesters, wielding their yellow Greenpeace banner saying: “Who voted for this?”
The PM told Conservative members: “Later on in my speech, my friends, I am going to talk about the anti-growth coalition.
“But I think they arrived in the hall a bit too early, they were meant to come later on.”
But beyond her off-the-cuff quip there was little of substance as one of the more unlikely PMs smiled, starry-eyed out across the International Convention Centre’s Hall 1 - perhaps, like many of us, unable to quite believe she had reached the summit of UK political life.
