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The Guardian - UK
The Guardian - UK
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Jemima Kiss

Live blog: the double Big Brother eviction

I loathe Big Brother with every fibre of my being, but hey - there's a lot of you that don't. Last night I dropped the remote whilst changing channel, which gave me just enough BB exposure to witness one of the cool young ones picking on the old health worker one. He wanted biscuits, she wanted fruit. I feel for you, health worker one.

Some people called "Jonty, Kara Louise and Tracey" are up for eviction, and apparently two of them will be kicked out. This, I would like you to know, is my bovvered face.

The delightful Anna Pickard will be here to blog the whole kit and caboodle this evening. She oozes Big Brother from every pore, unlike me. I have a mild whiff of an iPod that hasn't been updated for six months and an unsettling undertone of the Today programme.

I'll get back in my box now.

Last week's misbehavin' is right here. Have fun, kidz.

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